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  1. Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  2. Cashier: Are you 18?
  3. Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Posted 17 hours ago

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

Posted 1 day ago
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bluearturtle:

Happy B-Day you precious dorks. ♥ (yes i made something for 413 ^o^ )

Posted 4 days ago

http://quiixotical.tumblr.com/post/82432048181/quiixotical-here-it-is-guys-sorry-for-the

quiixotical:

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Here it is guys! sorry for the delay i have no reason other than i was lazy

What you get:

  • I’ll be picking two random winners to get a full-colored drawing by me. It can basically be anything you want EXCEPT: mech, large character groups, complicated backgrounds (i…
Posted 4 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Posted 6 days ago
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meladoodle:

what the HELL

Posted 1 week ago

cargoart:

Kind of experimenting I guess, my brother lives in NYC so I’m having him take photos for me to draw over.

Posted 1 week ago

im so angry why do we have to live in a reality that doesn’t even have like digimon or something

Posted 1 week ago

me n my plant gf

  1. me: bby ur hand is so thin
  2. her: that me leaf