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officialunitedstates:

they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now.  3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels

Posted 1 day ago
Give me some tips on how to control the fucking hype I have right now for rebirth?
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edmundmcmillen:

clenched buttcheeks 

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societates:

harpyprincess:

This post is trash, one person of a group doesn’t speak for everyone in that group. The black guy is totally out of line, this was written by a white person bye

http://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/81494155943/i-just-really-needed-the-sjws-that-harass-you-to

it was based off this.

the comic isnt talking about one person speaking for the whole group, the comic is talking about people with this kind of view existing. sjws mostly tend to jump at people in discussions like “die cishet white scum” and dont even consider the possibility that the person behind the argument could be black/gay/trans or anything. because a black person with this kind of opinion exists. their opinion does not mean that blacks arent oppressed, their opinion doesnt speak for the group, its just to say that they exist.

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

eyyy more people putting women on pedestals like we’re fucking inhuman

Posted 1 day ago

officialunitedstates:

man named bill, constantly bored.  it’s a billboard

follow for more jokes like that one

Posted 1 day ago

my issue with tumblr

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divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

Posted 4 days ago

Not an Advertisement

totally. it is totally not a link to my etsy shop.

(i am lying. i am so sorry. please buy my art.)