yooooooooooo! : D
yooooooooooo! : D
i had this one teacher last year, in my last year of high school, who was positively thrilled when my sister died. we were all writing essays for her literary class, and they were meant to be personal essay’s dictating some bullshit regarding your view of humanity, and in mine i mentioned my dad dying as one of my points for the negativity of humanity, or something like that, honestly i can’t recall. but i mentioned that. we did these personal sessions with the teacher after writing our first draft, so that she could tell us what we needed to fix, and she pulled me aside and pointed at where i mentioned where my dad had died- and she was so happy. she was really pleased because it was so compelling, Jenna, death is always so compelling! And I sat there sort of stunned for a second trying to figure out if she was telling me that my dad dying was a good thing, and she sort of leans forwards all smiley like she’s going to tell me a big secret, a big good for something secret, and she says, But Jenna, you really should mention your sister. That would be the best point in this essay. You have something so good going for you, I mean, the tragedy you’ve been through- It’s great in literature, you understand? And I was stunned. Stunned enough that i couldn’t really think of an answer before she was pulling the next student forwards, and i went back to my seat and one of my best friends was right next to me and i couldn’t really think of anything to say to her either. i still am not sure what to say, honestly, which makes the end of this story pretty moot, like, sorry i didnt end up going back to her and screaming in her face or anything, i was just- shocked- and sort of horrified that she would even dare say something like that. because literature is so fucking different than real life and she didnt seem to understand that tragedy isn’t just some great novel- what a fucking idiot. seriously.
Super Yakuza Bros by Eduardo Vieira
"YAKUZA MARIO, the king of mushroom drug dealers, YAKUZA LUIGI, the prince of green mushrooms. The evil princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, and her demonic guard!!! Are the Yakuza Bros a match for them??? “Traditional, Ink & Red Pencil, 2013
oh no luigi is hot
This is rad
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
" My diet book says man and steak, not man and cake"
"Is this heaven?" A piece made for one of my best friends, Cassie, on her birthday. It’s done in watercolor and ink primarily, with some usage of acrylic.