Posted 1 week ago

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(Source: aryanstark)

Posted 1 week ago

IF YOU’RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

(Source: lobosdelosmuertos)

Posted 1 week ago

feyuca:

I am what I hate most in the world

Posted 1 week ago

orange-pilotingablimp:

God bless House.

(Source: liz-comstock)

Posted 1 week ago

fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

sucysucyfivedolla:

Social Justice Warrior?? okay but we’re gonna need a Social Justice Thief and a Social Justice Cleric cuz I’m a Social Justice Witch and don’t have party heals. Might need a Social Justice Paladin if the war isn’t specced into defense plus maybe another Social Justice DPS to round the party out

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

Posted 1 week ago

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

Posted 1 week ago

hey-giffy:

I love it I love it

(Source: fractured-fairytail)

Posted 1 week ago

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

Posted 1 week ago

elegance is a lie.

elegance is for people who want to hide behind

money and smirks.

you see beauty in the past

and ignore the injustice of it-

there is no elegance

in a world of slander and slurs

where people kill people

and think that it is

fine

okay

moral

elegant.